At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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