my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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