i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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