Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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