Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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