I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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