This is not my ceiling
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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