Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
wow bdsm is so cute
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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