How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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