haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
