I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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