I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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