For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Randomize
