if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
