I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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