He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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