I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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