I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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