called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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