I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Acid is not a monday night drug
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
