I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
