Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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