Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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