I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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