I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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