When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm at about main and main street
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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