420 ftw
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Pooping to opera.
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