yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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