then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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