The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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