I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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