I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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