nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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