That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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