Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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