Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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