A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just want to make out with him forever
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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