In the future we'll all be gay
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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