Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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