sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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