I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
love makes seman taste better
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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