Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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