Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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