So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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