Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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