Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
im on a boat
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