i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think people are normalizing furries
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Randomize
