do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
only you would photoshop your dick
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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