In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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