would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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