so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
where does the pee come out of this thing
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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