dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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